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Hello. I am Nick Marx. I am hard-headed and going through a life-long softening process. I hope this helps. The contents of my pockets at all times are: key (i only have one), one kleenex, gum and chapstick. I know all of my favorite songs by title, not track number. Argentina made me an ass-man. I buy clothes at goodwill because clothes should have a story, even if it's not my own. I have never in my life worn a baseball cap backwards. Hablo español. The happiest moments in my life occur whenever I hear the first notes of the theme to "The Simpsons" because I know, for at least the following 27-29 minutes, nothing in the world can possibly go wrong. I'll take wake-up sex any day of the week over drunken ravaging. My big toe is as long as my pinky finger. I am in grad school because it suits my personality--I was that kid in your class you hated because I always had an answer and told you yours was wrong.

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